About each show
In his first official broadcast, Professor Zolby Blog provides a reassuring discourse on Government Energy policy and offers useful advice to the nation on conserving electricity and reducing its fuel bills.
From previous broadcasts
Our Survival On a Cold Planet
Professor Zolby Blog BF. BO. CFC., a freelance climatologist and energy adviser. Zolby is an official spokesman, providing regular monthly podcasts on matters of national impotence.
"Thank you Zolby. We listened in stunned silence to your wireless voice. When it was over, we rose as a man (unusual, because half of us were women) and cheerfully set about the task in hand. I battered the cod piece, I’d prepared, with extra gusto!"
"It was love at first listen. Those strong, masterful, commanding tones, penetrated my foundation garments and snapped a whale bone with anticipation."
"Professor Zolby Blog and his potting shed rants. He had immediate appeal as a strong, bold, bombastic character - Churchillian in his oratory ..."
"He is more than a bit off-piste if he's a Government Power and Climate Change consultant. He is a boffin in search of an audience convinced of the impact of his argument and rhetoric, blissfully unaware of how cringe-makingly ironic and off-message he is ..."